>tfw clop is so much easier to write than real fics

Seriously though, I can crank out 1000+ words of clop in one sitting, and take an hour to write one sentence of pretty much anything else. I don't like it.

In a absolutely, completely, %100 unrelated note, there will be a new "story" coming up soon. It's complete cancer, but then, if you're here for anything but the cheapest of smut, you're in the wrong place.

We've all done stupid things. Ridiculous, embarrassing, humiliating moments. Doesn't matter if it's because you did something stupid when you were angry or upset or if it was in the heat of the moment or even if it was under peer pressure. We've all done the same amount of idiotic things, regardless of how you sniff it. Everybody has something or more that they are massively ashamed of.

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So, as a lot of you have noticed, I have an abundance of stories on this site. Problem is, a lot of them are random one-offs that tie into my main story, "The Not-So-Normal Adventures of King Sombra and Pinkie Pie." Now, the reason this is a problem is because... Well, here's all the one-shots...

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